One of you asked for it so all of you got it…Random thoughts by Siouxper Sioux Fan
-Thinks the “Balloon Boys” parents should be thrown in jail THEN get their own reality show. It could be some of them in jail, some of how the kids are doing in the hands of child welfare services, the children bouncing from foster home to foster home. That would actually be pretty entertaining.
-Wife swap is a fantastically awful show. I actually filled out and application to be apart of wife swap. Why?
#1. because you get 20k
#2. I would have an opportunity to be obnoxious on TV
#3 I would then turn around and pay that 20k to see “Lance” with some crazy ass religious woman who didn’t swear and home schooled her children. I think that only then would he appreciate my awesomeness(crudeness).
#4 I would love the opportunity to finally see some “action” on this show and try to hook up with the other husband. Haha You NEVER see this and it is the only thing that could make this show better. Although The Chapelle show did a skit like this so maybe I won’t be able to take full credit for it.
#5 I would love to be paid and encouraged to be straight up crazy.
#6 This could potentially launch my new reality TV career where I get one called -A day in the life with a Sioux Fan(In all honesty my life is actually interesting enough to have my own show).
-Has officially decided that White men that are into Asian woman are just like chubby White woman that like degenerate Black men. It’s exactly the same. Give me one reason why it is not.
-Lance was offended by my above statement. I was offended that he has an Asian fetish and I am a 6’ Blonde Scandinavian.
-Fire balls + milk = Cinnamon milk (you learn this when you grow up broke and never get chocolate or strawberry milk)Gotta get creative kids.
-Am I sick because I think that suicide jokes are funny. I mean like if I joke around about wanting to jab a knife in my face. Does this make me twisted? I feel like it is totally normal. I realize I could be a bit off.
-I think my 2 year old has just surpassed my level of intelligence. Just kidding
-I just did some stupid horoscope thing where you put certain people or song titles next to numbers 1-11 and surprisingly it was DEAD on. Weird
-Thinks that Kangas and Duncan have the same road ahead of them.
-Speaking of Duncan…He was my facebook “Friend of the Day” yesterday! Wow, Lucky him!
-Is happy that Epic finally admitted that the Gophers are NOT in the top rankings of the WCHA but actually more like #5. Way to go Epic. Way to NOT be such a homer. If I had a gold star I would give it to you. But I am not a queer so I don’t…..sorry OWL CITY STILL SUCKS!
-I have a very interesting “Lance” story to tell but it is highly inappropriate even though “Lance” says that he is not embarrassed by what he did. Most of you would be appalled. I know I was.
-Hates when people say “lol”….so fing annoying. I hate it. Are you laughing out loud? Probably not, say “haha” like the rest of us normal people. Liars
- So the new DMB album is awesome! I was not expecting much since I am one of those old school Dave fans. But I was very pleasantly surprised. Way to go Dave. Blue eyes, Lying in the hands of God, You and me together…..great songs seriously check them out.
-Officially started my new diet today. I am going to do it FINALLY. Work running club + the gym + eating healthy = Hot new non plus size bod! Just for some motivation I am going to keep you guys updated on my progress. -Day 1- Undisclosed number of pounds (If it weren’t for Down with Goldy I would put my actual weight but those fuckers would jump at the chance to give me shit so I will keep that to myself)
-I will be attending my 1st ever Ugly Sweater Party thrown by my good friend Erica! I generally don’t intentionally put myself in situations where I am set up to look like a dipshit. I am not saying that I NEVER look like a dipshit I am sure I do more often then not but I don’t necessarily try. The only thing that makes an ugly sweater party okay is that there are massive amounts of booze to make it better. And the uglier the sweater…. the better. If you are the douche that shows up in just a plain ugly sweater then you are ridiculed and made fun of. Now….if you show up in a green cable sweater decked with a reindeer, bells, santa sleigh, presents you are the best dressed mother there. Now….if you can somehow manage to dig through the thrift store long enough and you find that one gem which is a sweater that is not only ugly as shit but lights up somewhere you will be king of the Ugly Sweaters. This is not necessarily a title I strive to hold.
-Speaking of titles I strive to hold. I still hold the title for the most shrimp eaten in one sitting at Red Lobsters all you can eat Shrimp Fest!!!!!! It is one of the most coveted titles I have ever held. I am hoping to hang onto my title again this year. I honestly don’t think that will be a problem. Popcorn coconut shrimp here I come. Sorry poor Reb Lobster waiter not ONLY does your job suck a serious dick you now have to deal with assholes like me who will order 2 orders of shrimp every 5-10 min. Maybe you should just kill yourself now.
-Suck it Sioux Fan Out