So I am conflicted over the holidays. I LOVE buying shit and spoiling my kids and it’s the time of the year that I have a good excuse for going over board. I had most of my shopping done before Thanksgiving because I get anal that the gifts I want to get them will be gone by Christmas. My daughter found a good majority of them so I just gave them to her and bought more. I think it worked out for both of us. Neither of my kids got anything too incredibly stupid. I did get a NKOTB greatest hits cd..which was pretty cool. My parents don’t realize that no one actually buys cd’s anymore but I acted as surprised and excited as humanly possible.
My kids got pretty good shit too. My 4 year old now has broken the Guinness book of world records for most number of pillow pets owned so that is a plus and my son holds it for most put/sit cars. His room looks like a toddler used car lot. It is hilarious.
My sister bought my daughter a wii for her room. She wanted netflix up in her room so I am pretty sure she will never sleep again so that is great. We finally got our Christmas tree down and all in all we are back to normal. My daughter cried herself to sleep the other night asking why her elf on the shelf “chippy” had to go back to the north pole and wanted to know if he was going to come back to visit. Ahhh….no. I think not.
My mother drove me insane this holiday season which is to be expected I suppose. We are having the in law Christmas this coming weekend….that will be SUPER FUN! :/ I probably shouldn’t talk about my in laws in the very unlikely event they ever read my blog.
So lets have some fun with some randomness:
-When I first got pretty infamous as Siouxper Sioux Fan on a friends blog called Down With Goldy I was like “fuck this people love my shit I am gonna go big time and start my own blog..” yeah..turns out I am not as funny as I thought and significantly more lazy.
-I really, really hate country western bars specifically ones named after country music artists..ie. Toby Keith’s…..fucking vomit. I reluctantly went there with a few friends over the holiday break and it was possibly the most embarrassed I have been in myself for a long time. And I go to the store unshowered in sweats and slippers pretty much every weekend…I have no shame. Now I don’t go out often..but if I do it isn’t going to be somewhere like this shit hole. It is lame as shit and people that go there suck. Turns out one of my best guy friends goes in there alone and is on a first name basis with all the bartenders.
#reconsiderlifechoices
-Twitter aka Twatter is also pretty lame. Though I do enjoy a good hash tag.
-I went to sleep at 10pm on New years eve so I am officially lame as hell. I don’t think I have been up past 10:30 in months…
-My mom wanted to get me nice gloves for christmas and she was like I wanted to get you some leather choppers but they aren’t “vegan” so I got you some wool ones instead. :/ Really mom???? COME ON!
-People suck balls
Sioux fan out. Here’s some cuteness for you!
